CaptainPorridge, you're going to be rich!

BigBuds · 02-06-2010, 02:13 AM

Hey Captain, it looks like your T-shirts are a hit on that other site that shall not be named.

Looks like people want a few different designs so get to work brother.

I'll act as middle man. How does 30% commission sound? Deal!

http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=176943

The Bobster · 02-06-2010, 05:03 AM

The Bobster has thrown the gauntlet down. Who will join me?

CaptPorridge · 02-06-2010, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBuds

I'll act as middle man. How does 30% commission sound? Deal!

Deal, but I only get about 80 cents a shirt.
Argh, I never thought anyone would actually buy one!
And the picture is too low quality, my T-shirt robot told me that it would appear super blury.
I mentioned that in the other thread, and someone just bought one!
I'm thinking of cancelling the whole operation!

Smee · 02-06-2010, 12:41 PM

It was a cool idea and design, but I wish you hadn't presented it as a product for sale if you weren't intending to actually sell it.

BITNB · 02-06-2010, 02:00 PM

make the photo smaller maybe...
i'd buy one!

i wonder if the LA Times photog would send you a higher-res shot...

bitterbatter · 02-06-2010, 02:32 PM

Captain, you could put the guy's face through the facebook "Obama-ize Yourself" generator, and come up with something in primary colors, like this...

From there you should be able to manipulate the image to suit your specs and then print up some t-shirts...
Each customer could choose their own caption. I might pick one that said 'CUNT' or 'BIGOT' or something classy like 'FUCKWAD.'

Yu_Bum_suk · 02-06-2010, 02:36 PM

Once I finally get my new card registered I'll buy one and let everyone know how the photo quality turned out.

CaptPorridge · 02-06-2010, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smee

It was a cool idea and design, but I wish you hadn't presented it as a product for sale if you weren't intending to actually sell it.

Fair point and lesson learnt, but in my defense

Tarkaan · 02-06-2010, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smee

It was a cool idea and design, but I wish you hadn't presented it as a product for sale if you weren't intending to actually sell it.

Hey Brian, since you're leaving, do you have any opinions on Mr. Wonderful?

Smee · 02-06-2010, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarkaan

Hey Brian, since you're leaving, do you have any opinions on Mr. Wonderful?

Never heard of him.

CaptPorridge · 02-06-2010, 11:40 PM

I think he was referring to me

babotaengi · 02-06-2010, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptPorridge

I think he was referring to me

Do the primary colors thing, cocksucker. I wanna buy one of your damn T-shirts! (Your original caption is still better than all others suggested too, btw.)

Tarkaan · 02-07-2010, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smee

Never heard of him.

He runs a blog, it's a little more over the top than yours. Calls you Blian Golden Balls. yankeenom etc.

Chris · 02-07-2010, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptPorridge

Deal, but I only get about 80 cents a shirt.
Argh, I never thought anyone would actually buy one!
And the picture is too low quality, my T-shirt robot told me that it would appear super blury.
I mentioned that in the other thread, and someone just bought one!
I'm thinking of cancelling the whole operation!

If I say something is a good business idea it usually is. To toot my own horn....

CaptPorridge · 02-09-2010, 12:09 PM

New Shirt!

http://captporridge.deco-shirts.com/shop/product/860903

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bitterbatter Insolent Whelp Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 601	Captain, you could put the guy's face through the facebook "Obama-ize Yourself" generator, and come up with something in primary colors, like this... From there you should be able to manipulate the image to suit your specs and then print up some t-shirts... Each customer could choose their own caption. I might pick one that said 'CUNT' or 'BIGOT' or something classy like 'FUCKWAD.'

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